Sunday 24 November 2013

Succinct Sunday - Side Effects

Half Dose Recommended

In Side Effects, Emily (Rooney Mara) weds a rich businessman Martin (Channing Tatum), only for him to be convicted a few weeks into their marriage.  During and after Martin's time in prison, Emily experiences severe depression and attempts her own suicide. Prescribed experimental antidepressants by her therapist (Jude Law), Emily begins to experience strange side effects such as sleepwalking which start ruining the lives of everyone involved.

Before it's release, I was geared up for Side Effects to be a typical Soderbergh tour-de-force, taking me on an emotionally draining experience, such as those found in his previous films Contagion and Traffic.  But instead I was shown a film in two halves.  The first is an edgy and intriguing drama about one woman's descent into drug dependence.  However there is a drastic change halfway through and the film never really recovers, declining into a cheesy and schlocky melodrama.  An admirable attempt but an ultimate failure.

There are some noteworthy performances, such as Tatum and Mara, but their earnest roles are overshadowed by hammy Jude Law and the overblown and unbelievable rival therapist Catherine Zeta-Jones, highlighting the differences in the film's two tones.

Side Effects on a whole still has it's moments; Soderbergh's kinetic style of direction, Thomas Newman's haunting score and the film's cinematography are beautiful, gradually draining the colour of out of the scenes as the plot unravels and begins it's slow decline. I'd gladly recommend the first half of the film to anyone, and I'm sure that most viewers will still be invested in both halves of the film.  However I was just not one of them.

Rating - 6/10

Sunday 17 November 2013

Succinct Sunday - Movie 43

Tonight, I begin a new feature at Mike Dunn Reviews: Succinct Sundays!

This feature is similar to my previous film reviews only they're slightly smaller due to them inspiring less than the usual film.  Either that or I'm just lazy and these films do not deserve being spoken about for an entire post.  Right, with that in mind, I might as well get this one out of the way so I can actually speak about films that matter.

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*gasp* Johnny Knoxville's in it?!
Get that seat-filler on the poster, pronto!

PLAN 43 FROM OUTER SPACE

Without a doubt in my mind, Movie 43 has got to be one of the worst films I have ever had the misfortune to watch.  There are literally no jokes that made me even crack a smile and I felt awkward, uncomfortable and repulsed throughout.  There are no redeeming features whatsoever. I can honestly say that I haven't ever said that about a film before.  Sure, there were times that I wanted to leave the cinema (Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle and The Happening spring instantly to mind), but never before have I ever been so offended by the humour and attitude of an entire film.

Three youngsters search the Internet for the elusive titular movie, apparently the most disgusting, shocking and depraved film ever made.  Whilst they search, they come across short snippets of movies, featuring very famous faces such as Richard Gere, Halle Berry and Hugh Jackman, degrading themselves in quite shocking and disgusting means.  This just baffles me.  How could Oscar winners such as Kate Winslet, Halle Berry and Greg Kinnear all appear in this god-awful film?  Who has enough incriminating photos and videos to get so many of Hollywood's A-list in this turkey?

I'm sure that they think that they are letting their hair down and proving that they can have a funny side as well as flexing their dramatic muscles. But instead they are just showing extremely poor judgement; either that or a complete misstep in their agent's ability to spot a quality project.

I've spent too much time on this shocking excuse for a film.  In short, I will bring out a quote often told to me at a younger age: “I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed.”

No, fuck it, I'm angry. Fuck Movie 43.

Rating - 1/10

Friday 1 November 2013

5000 Page Visits!



I just wanted to say that yesterday we passed the '5000 Page Visits' mark here at Mike Dunn Reviews and it is such an occasion for me personally, that I just wanted to thank each and every one of you for visiting, reading my opinions on film and taking an interest.  Every Facebook 'Like' or 'Share' and Twitter 're-tweet' or 'favourite' is highly appreciated and it really makes me want to devote more time to this blog, to finally create my own website and entertain you guys properly.  I won't let you down.

Here's to the next 5000!